Good to see Hamas keeping the ceasfire
Peace continues to reign supreme in the middle easttwo rockets hit southern Israel. Later three Israelis were injured in a mortar barrage by Palestinian militantsSweet jesus.Yet at the same timeAn...
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Southern England shafted by 3 inches
Look mummy!! It's snowing!!!!Fuck me sideways - it's a total breakdown of the UK!!!!! There must be all of, errrr, about 3 inches of snow outside!!!!How you poor darlings must be coping with it down...
View ArticleBNP on the up...
While attempting to throw abuse at Newcastle Council over the lack of road gritting (as per fucking usual - sackless bastards) I stumbled across this little factoid on the councils websiteByelection...
View ArticleRound 1 to the strikers
So it's over for now - a fudge has duly been made and some jobs will be given to UK workers.Mandelsnake has been made to look a cock after saying it would be a "huge mistake" to engage in...
View ArticleGood - harder next time
Far from me to encourage violence and law breaking...But next time someone ought to at least punch the the cuntplease
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How???
Since it's Friday night and much single malt has been imbibed - I'll ask what everyone is thinkingHow come this kermit.....Manages to sweet-talk this lady.... Bearing in mind they are both french and...
View ArticleBack in saddle
Not that anybody gives a rats fuck but real life has kind of got in the way of talking shite on here. If I cared enough I'd apologise. But I don't.Back to business - what has caught my eye this week??...
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Saving The Health & Safety Executive Some Money
I'm a civic minded individual, and seeing as we're in a time of unprecedented global uncertainty and McBroon hasn't got round to saving the world just yet; I probably ought to put some of my time aside...
View ArticleKiss of death
As if having your husband facing up to playing some maffiosi's pink oboe for the next four and a half years wasn't bad enough, the kiss of death appears to be now upon the haggard face of Tessa Jowell...
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Exclusive: First Jade Goody Wedding Photos Revealed
Exclusive - The Scumbag Times bring you the hottest celebrity gossip and picturesJade looked stuning as she lounged in a pile of cashew nut shells
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With apologies to Obnoxio The Clown....
I'm going to steal his letter because....Students have ended their occupation of part of Newcastle University over the plight of Palestinians in Gaza according to the BBC - problem was that this earth...
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Oh happy days...
After match after match of shitty performances, sin-bins and general fuck-ups; this little picture brings the sunshine backNothing like a good bit of Kermit bashing to warm the cockles of your heart
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Most cringeworthy newspaper front page of the day...
I saw this and had to fight down the desire to burn the newspaper stand to the groundPob continues her quest to die with no grace what so ever
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Since I can't think of suitable flippancy...
I'll let this do the job insteadFrom Mostly safe for work
View ArticleThe wheels have fallen off Gordons waggon
Absolutely glorious - on the first day of his pre-G20 grandstanding tour, Dan Hannan gives him a good kicking in the EU parliament - genius.Watch it and laugh
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Hoon de jour - Ed Milliband
*with apologies for jumping on the Hoon bandwaggon*Say hello to Scumbags nomination for todays biggest Hoon - Ed Milliband, brother of that condescending twat David.Ed likes wind turbines.Ed likes wind...
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Hero of the day - Parky
Seeing as he's old, retired and a bit of a national treasure, parky has used his position to say what many of us have been thinking.....she came to represent "all that's paltry and wretched about...
View ArticleThey may not have murdered him....
...But they certainly didn't hold his hand while he crossed the road...HoonsFrom the Grauniads website and spotted by Old Holborn.... Wonder how long it takes for this little gem to go viral - then...
View ArticleOne rule for knacker...
Some years ago, a mate of mine was living in rented accommodation with some other mates. They had a problem with some aspect of the house so called in the landlord, who being a typical example of the...
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Sir Humphrey rips off shite BBC concept
This made me laugh:Apparently in a July it's the event of the season for mini-Sir Humphs, as hundreds of bowler hatted types gather at the London olympia to rub grades and compare blackberrys.In what...
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"I thought I told him to be a Pilot!!!"
Oh dear, poor Mrs Wale Abdul Kadhir Muse thinks her son is just an innocent little boy who (probably) "never hurt no-one and never done nuffing".Her son, poor Abde Wale Abdul Kadhir Muse (who is...
View ArticleWe the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to....
....Resign(Please...)Sign up here - you only have till OctoberAnd congratulations to Kalvis Jansons for starting thisH/T: the register
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